Don't Touch the Thermostat Crewneck Sweatshirt
Don't Touch the Thermostat Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Free shipping on every US order.
- Printed for you in 2–7 business days, then about 2–5 business days in transit. Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and military addresses take longer. Shipping policy
- No exchanges for the wrong size. Each item is printed to order, so check the size guide first. Damaged, defective, or wrong items are replaced free. Refund policy
Household climate policy, delivered in death metal typography. This black Don't Touch the Thermostat crewneck sweatshirt settles the argument before it starts.
Spiked white lettering spreads across the chest with the intensity of a sacred warning, and it's about one degree. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend keeps you warm enough that you won't need to touch it either. Wear it around the house, at an office with arctic air conditioning, or anywhere the setting isn't up for discussion.
Details
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
- Classic fit with a ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs
- Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Seamless body with a gray pearlized tear-away label
- White front print, printed to order
Sizing and care
Available in black, sizes S–4XL. Compare these measurements with a similar piece you already own before choosing a size.
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
Product information
Garment: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Safety: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Pick your size. Leave the dial alone.