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Eat Your Vegetables T-Shirt
$24.99
- Free shipping on every US order.
- Printed for you in 2–7 business days, then about 2–5 business days in transit. Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and military addresses take longer. Shipping policy
- No exchanges for the wrong size. Each item is printed to order, so check the size guide first. Damaged, defective, or wrong items are replaced free. Refund policy
Your mother was right. This black Eat Your Vegetables T-shirt just delivers her advice in death metal typography.
The spiked white lettering looks like it belongs on a flyer for a very loud basement show. Read it closely and it wants you to finish your broccoli. Wear it to the grocery store, the farmers market, or any dinner where someone is pushing peas around the plate.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Classic unisex fit with a ribbed crew neck that resists curling
- No side seams, with twill-taped shoulders
- Pearlized tear-away label
- White front print, printed to order
Sizing and care
Available in black, sizes XS–5XL. Compare these measurements with a similar piece you already own before choosing a size.
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Pick your size. Make your next responsible decision look deeply irresponsible.