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Please Use a Coaster T-Shirt
$24.99
- Free shipping on every US order.
- Printed for you in 2–7 business days, then about 2–5 business days in transit. Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and military addresses take longer. Shipping policy
- No exchanges for the wrong size. Each item is printed to order, so check the size guide first. Damaged, defective, or wrong items are replaced free. Refund policy
This black Please Use a Coaster T-shirt protects your furniture with the menace it deserves. The request is polite. The white death metal lettering is not.
Thorned letters crawl across the chest like they're guarding a crypt, when really they're guarding a coffee table. Wear it to host game night, to a friend's new apartment, or anywhere a sweating glass is one careless moment from leaving a ring.
Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Classic unisex fit with a ribbed crew neck that resists curling
- No side seams, with twill-taped shoulders
- Pearlized tear-away label
- White front print, printed to order
Sizing and care
Available in black, sizes S–2XL. Compare these measurements with a similar piece you already own before choosing a size.
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry-clean
Product information
Garment: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Safety: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Pick a size. The wood finish thanks you.